OMG PORTHOLES

"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
01/14/2014 at 15:02 • Filed to: WTF, PORTHOLES

You guys are not going to believe this.

I ran out on lunch today and I see a last gen focus in front of me with a bunch of ovals across his trunk. My first thought was...did they get a crap load of little Ford ovals to go all the way across?? OMG THEY'RE STICK ON PORTHOLES ON THE TRUNK! And they aren't even all level or straight.

WAIT WAIT WAIT

And there is ANOTHER SHAPED port hole over the fenders?! WTF HAPPENED HERE?! They are the more squared ones on the fender.

Sorry potato picture at stop light, I had to get SR20 on this. Had to.

To sum up, WTF!?

DISCUSSION (28)

dogisbadob > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
01/14/2014 at 15:04

Kinja'd!!!

heated mirrors are awesome!

Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
01/14/2014 at 15:05

thats like +500 hp right there

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > dogisbadob
01/14/2014 at 15:05

I knew someone would comment on those :-)

Just the perks of the Mercury!

EL_ULY > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
01/14/2014 at 15:05

I bet this thing is extra triple fast!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
01/14/2014 at 15:06

AT LEAST!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > EL_ULY
01/14/2014 at 15:06

Oh yeah, all for 17$ at autozone.

I'm really wishing I had seen the driver side now, I wonder if it was a different shape over there too...

dogisbadob > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
01/14/2014 at 15:07

My car has them too, but no snazzy icon like that :p

Jagvar > EL_ULY
01/14/2014 at 15:07

With that many speed holes, that thing's gotta break the sound barrier.

Takuro Spirit > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
01/14/2014 at 15:13

Saw a last gen Impala with 3 on the fender.

Thought "Fair enough, at least they've attached the right amount....."

It was an SS.

*facepalm*

oldirtybootz > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
01/14/2014 at 15:13

Kinja'd!!!

I will never, ever, in a million fucking years understand why people think sticking these fake vents and portholes on their cars is in any way acceptable. Do you really have nothing better to spend your money on? For the $10 you spent on that stupid shit you could have bought lunch, or better yet bought lunch for someone in need. Or save that $10 and put it towards real modifications. How anyone could stick these on their car and think it looks good just baffles me.

That said, my trunk was shaved.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > dogisbadob
01/14/2014 at 15:13

It's Mercury it has to show off that it's slightly higher level than the Ford.

jariten1781 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
01/14/2014 at 15:14

My little brother had a Dodge Caravan that he slapped portholes and vents all over. It had 3 hood scoops and no muffler. He also had spinner hubcaps and there were Christmas lights strung underneath for the F&F effect. It was pretty pimp.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Takuro Spirit
01/14/2014 at 15:14

Honestly unless it's a Buick, get outta here with portholes people.

HammerheadFistpunch > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
01/14/2014 at 15:14

well its obvious really, that grill up front? it scoops up air but the corrupt car manufactures (in the pocket of big oil) know that if you gather up all the air they your car is like a parachute and you will get less mileage. Adding portholes to your trunk releases the air back into the wild, freeing up hp and doubling your mileage!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > jariten1781
01/14/2014 at 15:14

o man, xmas lights?!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > HammerheadFistpunch
01/14/2014 at 15:15

Well, instead of wireless communication, we'll call this "ductless venting" lol

jariten1781 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
01/14/2014 at 15:16

Hell yeah. Powered by D-cell batteries and you had to flip them on manually under the front bumper.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > oldirtybootz
01/14/2014 at 15:17

That's a much better direction to go if you're modifying it in my opinion.

I don't get it either, I cant understand how people think they look good.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > jariten1781
01/14/2014 at 15:17

ooo nooo

jariten1781 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
01/14/2014 at 15:21

He was just being an asshole. He liked to show up at import events wearing a flat brimmed hat acting like his van was the shit. People abjectly hated it and it was hilarious.